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September 2nd, 2009: Thanks for everyone who emailed me saying that they saw themselves in yesterday's comic! It has also been brought to my attention that there are ALREADY old men who are still really big into Batman: American Senator Patrick J. Leahy was born in 1940 and is a lifelong fan of Batman. He's done voice work on the animated series, AND he's gotten a cameo in both the sucky Batman And Robin movie and also in the awesome Dark Knight film (he's the guy held at knifepoint by the Joker)!

An inspiration to future old men everywhere! Reading his Wikipedia page he sounds generally awesome overall, supporting things like same-sex marriage, voting against things like extending the PATRIOT act, and he's even been PERSONALLY cussed out by Dick Cheney. I don't know much about particular US Senators at all, so I am easily prepared to declare Patrick Joseph Leahy my #1 favourite US Senator! Mainly for Batman, but also for not being a jerk. Way to go, Patrick!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: as he matured, "the new tattoo shoots the old one" became "the old tattoo flies out of the new one's mouth". OLD AGE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

– Ryan

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