RECOMMEND T-REX TO... THE INTERNET:
What are the haps my friends


September 8th, 2009: In Toronto (as in most cities that don't enforce advertising laws effectively) lots of public signage is covered with ads for entirely sketchy companies, so one afternoon a few weeks ago I carved a T-Rex relief and made some of my own sketchy stickers that I put up, covering their phone numbers. I forgot T-Rex's arms and his line of dialogue (I believe it was going to be, "hey"), but because the whole thing looks like a caveman made it anyway, I still think it works!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: oh, did i say "memorable"? I meant "difficult".

– Ryan

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