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September 8th, 2009: In Toronto (as in most cities that don't enforce advertising laws effectively) lots of public signage is covered with ads for entirely sketchy companies, so one afternoon a few weeks ago I carved a T-Rex relief and made some of my own sketchy stickers that I put up, covering their phone numbers. I forgot T-Rex's arms and his line of dialogue (I believe it was going to be, "hey"), but because the whole thing looks like a caveman made it anyway, I still think it works!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: oh, did i say "memorable"? I meant "difficult".

– Ryan

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