September 16th, 2009: The brilliant and hilarious Nick (Perry Bible Fellowship Nick!) has made some comics for Marvel, appearing in Strange Tales #1! Stranger Dan found them here. He also made an artificial Wes Anderson soundtrack. This has been your Nick Gurewitch update for today! One year ago today: attention, readers! in retrospect, i'm not even sure if bears do it. – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
One year ago today: attention, readers! in retrospect, i'm not even sure if bears do it.