September 24th, 2009: Jeph Jacques has discovered that it's very hard to resist ending all his Twitter posts with the phrase "haha WOO", and once having read that I now find it very hard not to end all my comics in the same way. I believe this virus is spreading through language, and now fully expect that any scholastic or professional emails you send today to end with "...this concludes my proposal. haha WOO"

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: this comic began as the "if you could have a lifetime supply of something" comic with god from last week, but then when i was rewriting that one this comic popped out instead! so i held onto it and finally came up with the last panels today TRUE STORY

– Ryan