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October 2nd, 2009: Guys, it's fall! Usually this time of year I change the footer way down at the bottom of each page to my awesome and classily-animated fall footer, done for me years ago by a certainly lovely AND SEXY reader. But it doesn't fit the dimensions of the new site! So I am having another contest: send me your best 96x1000 Dinosaur Comics fall-themed image that is set up to loop left-to-right, and I'll put it on the site for fall and link any website of your choosing the day it goes up! You can use this image as a template: see how it's 1000x96? See how the left side meets up with the right, allowing me to have it tiled nicely on a single background? Like that! Also it can be animated if you want!

Thanks guys! I'm excited about this: the summer image I got last time was and is super rad! You can send the images to this address right here.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: british readers: wikipedia tells me that you call the telephone game "chinese whispers". that's racist, british readers. that's racist, wikipedia.

– Ryan

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