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October 2nd, 2009: Guys, it's fall! Usually this time of year I change the footer way down at the bottom of each page to my awesome and classily-animated fall footer, done for me years ago by a certainly lovely AND SEXY reader. But it doesn't fit the dimensions of the new site! So I am having another contest: send me your best 96x1000 Dinosaur Comics fall-themed image that is set up to loop left-to-right, and I'll put it on the site for fall and link any website of your choosing the day it goes up! You can use this image as a template: see how it's 1000x96? See how the left side meets up with the right, allowing me to have it tiled nicely on a single background? Like that! Also it can be animated if you want!

Thanks guys! I'm excited about this: the summer image I got last time was and is super rad! You can send the images to this address right here.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: british readers: wikipedia tells me that you call the telephone game "chinese whispers". that's racist, british readers. that's racist, wikipedia.

– Ryan

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