← November 2nd, 2009 →
IN RETROSPECT I SHOULD HAVE SAID "CONTINUE EATING CORN ONCE FOR YES AND CONTINUE EATING CORN TWICE FOR NO"
The haps: I took a flight down to NY this weekend (TO PARTY!!!) and on the flight back we were delayed several hours because the President was landing at same airport we were at and so nobody else was allowed to use any planes. You guys, this was probably the closest I've ever physically been to President Obama! Was he also saying "Wow, you guys, this is probably the closest I've ever been to Canadian cartoonist Ryan North"? He was certainly not; there is no possible way he was saying that; we are all allowed to dream but that is the most ridiculous dream imaginable and you should feel ashamed.