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December 7th, 2009: If you're not shipping to the United States, TOMORROW (Tuesday!) is your the last day you can get sexy exciting merchandise in time for Christmas. You should really order soon, everyone!

MAYBE YOU WILL ORDER THIS CHAP RIGHT HERE:

Also: thank you, everyone who has bought stuff!! You are each and all awesome.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: so hey another fun thing about a body farm would be that if you have a friend who drinks too much and passes out, you could leave him in the body farm so that when he wakes up he would say "man, what did I get up to last night? OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out