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What are the haps my friends


January 4th, 2010: My pal Ben Tippett (who you remember from his scientific inquiry into the source of Superman's powers) and I were talking about the simulated universe idea the other day, and he was arguing that a 1:1 simulation of a universe wouldn't work. But then I said it doesn't have to be 1:1, you can only simulate the important parts, or you could reduce the resolution of the simulation - Duke Nukem can't leave the rooms that have been built for him, also Duke Nukem doesn't have agency or a human soul, that sort of thing. Then he was the one who proposed that future generations are trying to figure out where I, Ryan North, history's greatest villain, buried the bodies!

So this is me giving credit to Ben and telling everyone that I'LL NEVER TELL WHERE THE BODIES ARE BURIED, ONCE I BURY THEM, WHICH HASN'T HAPPENED YET IN THIS SIMULATION, TO MY KNOWLEDGE, ANYWAY, THEY'RE MINE


YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: if i eat the flesh of my enemies, can i turn them into my brains, and thus have their OWN BODY think my thoughts, and those thoughts will be "ha ha ha AWESOME"?

– Ryan

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