January 11th, 2010: Me and Posterchild the Street Artist and Emily Horne of A Softer World and my friend Pat Who Doesn't Have A Website, Sheesh Pat, were going to do this one night, but then we thought of all the many many ways this could go badly. It's too bad, it would have been an INTERNET TEAMUP
featuring PAT – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)