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March 8th, 2010: Guys, remember Adventure Time? IF NOT THEN CLICK THAT LINK FOR AN AMAZING VIDEO. Anyway it turns out Cartoon Network has made a whole series out of it! There's a trailer here. I am the excited one!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: now you never have to admit that you've never committed any poems to memory! YOU JUST DID

– Ryan

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