RECOMMEND T-REX TO... THE INTERNET:
What are the haps my friends


March 16th, 2010: Gentle readers, cats and kittens! I sell shirts and prints and giant stuffed T-Rexes, did you know that? Any ONE of these items is 100% certified to make you 100% sexy. YOU CAN'T MAKE CLAIMS LIKE THAT ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO BACK THEM UP. I feel certain that you will love this shirt:


...which you can zoom in on here.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: if i get audited in the future i'm blaming this comic SO HARD

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out