RECOMMEND T-REX TO... THE INTERNET:
What are the haps my friends


March 17th, 2010: Gentle readers, cats and kittens! I sell shirts and prints and giant stuffed T-Rexes, did you know that? Any ONE of these items is 100% certified to make you 100% sexy. YOU CAN'T MAKE CLAIMS LIKE THAT ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO BACK THEM UP. I feel certain that you will love this shirt:


...which you can zoom in on here.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: i wrote this whole comic before actually thinking to check that st. patrick lived before the 1200s. turns out he lived from around 387 AD to 461 AD! thanks, st. patrick! YOU SAVED ME FROM HAVING TO SCRAP A COMEDIC PREMISE

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out