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March 19th, 2010: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Scotland! Or at least I should be, as I've scheduled this to go up in advance and so everything you're reading is pre-written. I really hope there's not a typo in today's comic because it too was scheduled to go up in advance, and it'll take me forever to fix it. If there IS a typo in it, no, that last sentence was not me being fully aware of that and being cute. It was me hoping for a better world than what we ended up in, and it's ALL MY FAULT. :O


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: for those not keeping track of t-rex's nicknames for his fists, they run as follows: knuckles and chuckles; rocco and choco: the twins! who! punch!; the chinese buffet; geraldine and geraldina; and now, plans b through c.

– Ryan

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