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What are the haps my friends


March 22nd, 2010: Guys I'm still in Scotland! Joey Comeau is at my place in Canada and he's "holding down the fort" and having "parties that are not appropriate for all ages" and "frantically trying to find a new couch that looks enough like the old couch that Ryan won't notice" and "wondering if a seven-year-old friendship is even worth all this couch hassle".

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: for those not keeping track of t-rex's nicknames for his fists, they run as follows: knuckles and chuckles; rocco and choco: the twins! who! punch!; the chinese buffet; geraldine and geraldina; and now, plans b through c.

– Ryan

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