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What are the haps my friends


March 23rd, 2010: Today I'm going to Oxford, England! I think so, anyway. It's hard to know what happens on a vacation, you know? You just show up and say "Foreign land, I am here to PARTY and also FETISHIZE ACCENTS" and then you go with the flow. I'd been to Oxford before but that when when the comic was only a few months old, so of course the difference is that now I'll be pounding my fist everywhere I go saying "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I HAVE A *COMIC* ON THE *INTERNET* ABOUT *DINOSAURS*", just before I spin on my heel and storm out of the candy store for the third time that day.


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One year ago today: for those not keeping track of t-rex's nicknames for his fists, they run as follows: knuckles and chuckles; rocco and choco: the twins! who! punch!; the chinese buffet; geraldine and geraldina; and now, plans b through c.

– Ryan

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