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What are the haps my friends


March 23rd, 2010: Today I'm going to Oxford, England! I think so, anyway. It's hard to know what happens on a vacation, you know? You just show up and say "Foreign land, I am here to PARTY and also FETISHIZE ACCENTS" and then you go with the flow. I'd been to Oxford before but that when when the comic was only a few months old, so of course the difference is that now I'll be pounding my fist everywhere I go saying "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I HAVE A *COMIC* ON THE *INTERNET* ABOUT *DINOSAURS*", just before I spin on my heel and storm out of the candy store for the third time that day.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: for those not keeping track of t-rex's nicknames for his fists, they run as follows: knuckles and chuckles; rocco and choco: the twins! who! punch!; the chinese buffet; geraldine and geraldina; and now, plans b through c.

– Ryan

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