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March 24th, 2010: I am in England, hopefully! Again, these were written BEFORE I left the safety and warmth of sunny Toronto, Ontario. Here are some facts about England: Canada and England share the same beautiful Queen, an old building in Canada is 100 years old while an old building in England can be like 5 times that age, and Wikipedia informs me that "[England] has had a significant cultural and legal impact on the wider world." So these are just a few facts about this "England" place; I hope you enjoyed these facts!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: puppyocracies OH MY GOODNESS WHO HAS THE BALANCE OF POWER AND SUCH A CUTE LITTLE NOSE

– Ryan

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