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What are the haps my friends


April 13th, 2010: So I drove back from MoCCA yesterday and got a speeding ticket from an actually very nice NY State Trooper, and while I was speeding a little (like, 5 mph?), the ticket is for going 91 mph in a 65 mph zone, which actually makes this the Impossible Ticket, as that's faster than my old car can go -- especially when loaded down with DUDES and COMICS. The problem is if I want to contest it I've got to make an appearance in a NY State Court, which is both far away and a huge hassle. But then I thought, does Batman think justice is a huge hassle? He probably only thinks it sometimes.

Anyway all thoughts of this were forgotten quickly because I remembered that I put one of those growing skeletons in the bathtub before I left, three days ago! This skeleton was giant and promised to grow up six times his initial size - that is as big as a full-size skeleton then! Here was the before shot. I was SO EXCITED.

But then, when we got home, did I find him enormous, his head poking out the front door while his feet poked out the rear? Did I find this? No that would be rad, I found this. SO DISAPPOINTING.

I'm going to leave him in the tub for a week so he can think about what he did, and if that doesn't work, I'm going to start Experimenting. I hope you can read this, Disappointing Skeleton, because one way or another, you ARE going to end up six times your initial size. Oh yes.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: another good business card in the first two panels!! i am a business card MACHINE

– Ryan

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