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What are the haps my friends


April 14th, 2010: Some of my shirts are being discontinued today! Now is your last chance to get this shirt, for which sales have dropped a TINY bit, and this shirt, which is the most extreme shirt you will ever own I PROMISE. If you email me a month from now saying "DUDE I totally wanted one of those shirts but then I waited for no reason!" then I will say "I'm sorry, but I put newsposts beneath all Dinosaur Comics on April 14th, 2010 for a REASON."

Also: thanks for buying my shirts everyone! It is totally awesome that you do this, and it is totally awesome that comics gets to be my job.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: alternate last panel: t-rex thanks god for his friendship and god says "thank YOU, t-rex" and then there's an extra panel where t-rex says "who says conflict is a necessary part of any narrative? NOT ME, BITCHES"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out