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What are the haps my friends


April 14th, 2010: Some of my shirts are being discontinued today! Now is your last chance to get this shirt, for which sales have dropped a TINY bit, and this shirt, which is the most extreme shirt you will ever own I PROMISE. If you email me a month from now saying "DUDE I totally wanted one of those shirts but then I waited for no reason!" then I will say "I'm sorry, but I put newsposts beneath all Dinosaur Comics on April 14th, 2010 for a REASON."

Also: thanks for buying my shirts everyone! It is totally awesome that you do this, and it is totally awesome that comics gets to be my job.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: alternate last panel: t-rex thanks god for his friendship and god says "thank YOU, t-rex" and then there's an extra panel where t-rex says "who says conflict is a necessary part of any narrative? NOT ME, BITCHES"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out