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What are the haps my friends


April 14th, 2010: Some of my shirts are being discontinued today! Now is your last chance to get this shirt, for which sales have dropped a TINY bit, and this shirt, which is the most extreme shirt you will ever own I PROMISE. If you email me a month from now saying "DUDE I totally wanted one of those shirts but then I waited for no reason!" then I will say "I'm sorry, but I put newsposts beneath all Dinosaur Comics on April 14th, 2010 for a REASON."

Also: thanks for buying my shirts everyone! It is totally awesome that you do this, and it is totally awesome that comics gets to be my job.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: alternate last panel: t-rex thanks god for his friendship and god says "thank YOU, t-rex" and then there's an extra panel where t-rex says "who says conflict is a necessary part of any narrative? NOT ME, BITCHES"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out