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April 28th, 2010: Would you like to play the original Super Mario Brothers game but with other 8-bit characters instead? The internet has you covered, and yes, it turns out that using Contra's spread shot gun on bricks and turtles is indeed TOTALLY GREAT.

Guys, I will have a new shirt coming out hopefully this week! It will feature both the words "THERE" and then the words "now i'm not naked anymore"


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i can set my calendar by it. "oh, i could kinda go for some fried chicken. i last pigged out on it in april, so what is this - september? it's probably september."

– Ryan

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