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April 28th, 2010: Would you like to play the original Super Mario Brothers game but with other 8-bit characters instead? The internet has you covered, and yes, it turns out that using Contra's spread shot gun on bricks and turtles is indeed TOTALLY GREAT.

Guys, I will have a new shirt coming out hopefully this week! It will feature both the words "THERE" and then the words "now i'm not naked anymore"


YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: i can set my calendar by it. "oh, i could kinda go for some fried chicken. i last pigged out on it in april, so what is this - september? it's probably september."

– Ryan

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