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April 29th, 2010: This comic is based on a true story from a few years back, in which the first apartment I ever lived in in Toronto got flooded with poops. It was SO GROSS, and what you can't see there is that I've written the word "SO" eighty times, each on top of the other. What - what I'm trying to convey is that it was really gross?

Tomorrow and Saturday I'll be at MIT for ROFLCon! ROFLCon is an awesome/incredibly surreal time, being as it is the internet in one giant room. I've not got any panel duties this year, but I'll be wandering around saying hi (look for the tall, oh-so-handsome Canadian) and I'll also be at the TopatoCo table from 11-12 on Saturday too.

The guest list is impressive, and I'm most excited to meet Rob Cockerham of Cockeyed.com, which is one of my favourite sites from way back, and the Autotune The News team, which is one of my favourite things from JUST THIS VERY YEAR.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: add a few Is each time you do it

– Ryan

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