RECOMMEND T-REX TO... THE INTERNET:
What are the haps my friends


May 18th, 2010: I chose "Emily" in this comic because yesterday Emily and Jenn and I were researching "no fear" and found the best site ever, and I've already done entire comics about the name "Jennifer". Sorry, scratch that "best site ever" thing, I meant the SICKEST site ever. It is by a man named Joel: http://www.angelfire.com/de/sickestpageever/nofear.html. I put the full URL there so you can see just how sick a page this is. Then I registered www.sickestpageever.com because Joel had somehow missed out on this very important part of running an internet business. Joel, wherever you are now... I've got your back.

When I first typed that last bit I wrote "just how suck this page is"; that was the worst typo I could possibly make because I feel the exact opposite!

Also when I first typed that most recent sentence I wrote "that is the worst typo I could possibly male"; that doesn't even make sense.

Anyway THIS CONCLUDES TYPO UPDATE 2010

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: QUANTUM EROTICA is not only a great concept, it's is also a great name for someone. feel free to use it and remember changing your name is only a matter of a few forms and a couple'a bucks

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out