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What are the haps my friends


May 19th, 2010: So I had hoped against hope that Joel (of The Sickest Page Ever) would somehow read my comic and email me and say "HEY RYAN, JOEL69 HERE! THANKS FOR REGISTERING SICKESTPAGEEVER.COM AND POINTING IT TO MY SITE! A CHAMPION IS SOMEONE WHO GETS UP, EVEN WHEN HE CAN'T. NO FEAR." - but alas, no such luck.

I am forced to conclude that either in the past 10 years Joel has developed past No Fear (impossible!) or somehow he's not a reader of my site (POSSIBLE??) Either that, or he is shy and believes quiet appreciation is sufficient thank you for a good turn (I believe this to be the most probable of all scenarios).

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: t-rex is wrong: a google search for "He's an A+ number one writer dude" returns zero results, with or without references to shakespeare. UNTIL NOW

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out