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What are the haps my friends


May 26th, 2010: Aaron "Dresden Codak" Diaz made a most excellent guest comic for me a few years back, and yesterday Jesse let me know that BOLIVIANS have ripped it off and stuck it on a candy wrapper. Aaron and I discussed it and we have concluded that now we have "made it" and as such "titans of industry" we will now wear "monocles".

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: later on t-rex is like, whatever man, my neck flaps look awesome, screw all the hatahs

– Ryan

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