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June 1st, 2010: If you want to see a mobile-friendly version of my site, add ?mobile=1 to the end of the URL! There's also a iPhone version that Brian helped me with, available if you add ?mobile=2 to the end of the URL. If you click those links on a non-mobile device though, the site is just going to look dumb, and that will just be TOO BAD.

In a few days I may make the site go to those pages automatically when accessing on a mobile device, so heads up!

GUYS I forgot to mention - if you click the date on the mobile version of the site then stuff happens!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: i am not intending to produce this t-shirt for i know, in my heart of hearts, that none of my readers are ACTUALLY mama's suckiest boys

– Ryan

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