July 8th, 2010: Oh hey what time is it? It's new footer time! This summer footer is a bit different than the usual ones, and it was sent to me by Danielle Baskin, a talented lady who also made my bike helmet. I call it, "Tiny Woman's Road Trip Vacation", a name that is both descriptive AND accurate. One year ago today: fill in your own name – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
One year ago today: fill in your own name