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July 16th, 2010: What's happening ALL DAY TOMORROW? Oh, don't you remember? It's the annual July Dinosaur Comics Check Out My Sweet Shirt, And Then Talk To Me Because I'm Awesome Day. Wear your Dinosaur Comics shirt this Saturday to invite other readers to talk to you! If you don't have one, keep an eye out for an interesting-looking person who does! SEXY TIMES or at least FRIENDLY TIMES ensue.

We did this once before on extremely short notice and had some success, so this is the longer-notice version of it! And it's on a weekend too, so your dress code is hopefully your own on Saturday. I even made a Facebook event, and when in history has an event with a FACEBOOK PAGE been dumb? DON'T ANSWER THAT

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: this also works for batman and mickey mouse, but seriously, who goes around referencing mickey mouse, nobody, that's who

– Ryan

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