July 26th, 2010: San Diego was awesome! I'm in a plane on my way back to Toronto when you're reading this (either that or I am sleeping before or after the flight or I am boarding it or whatever, POINT IS, at some point Monday I am up in the air and that is Exciting)

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i can hear jenn is downstairs watching a morning show on tv and i'll tell you this: i could do a better morning show, an sleepy dog could do a better job. in fact, that's an awesome idea, let's have morning shows that are just shorts of puppies yawning and blinking and stumbling around as they wake up, OH MY GOODNESS

– Ryan