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August 18th, 2010: Hey, remember this comic I wrote in 2005? It is about a machine that predicts how you're going to die. After I wrote it I got a bunch of emails saying "This is awesome; do something with this!" and I said "OKAY" and then didn't really do much. Then Malki and Bennardo contacted me and said "Dude it's been months, what if WE ALL did something with this" and I said "Much better!" and then they went ahead and we did a collection of short stories and they did most of the work.

But now it's 2010 and that means it's time to publish this book! Check out this cover. Check out this list of stories and authors. Then we thought, you know what would make this book better? Illustrations for every story! Check out this list of illustrators, you guys. This is an amazing book and it's going to be really exciting to hold it in our hands in October!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: just ran all these queries and am now relieved to be so innocent

– Ryan

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