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What are the haps my friends


August 27th, 2010: Has anyone had a fully excellent week? If so then you have unlocked Excellent Week: Fun Times Good Times and I am happy for you!

If you follow me on Twitter you'll already know that last night I had dinner next to a guy on a first date who was like a mixture between Dwight Schrute and Babycakes; it was just as awesome as it sounds!

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I'm writing a book and there's only a few days left to get it! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: the wikipedia page on pedigree collapse writes about "the common historical tendency to marry those within walking distance", which i find to be ENTIRELY CHARMING. you're within walking distance, baby! let's get hitched!

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out