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September 1st, 2010: I said before on Twitter that everyone can stop writing fan fiction, because the ultimate fan fiction plotline has been achieved. That plotline: a Star Trek story that involves the USS UberEnterprise (NCC-1701-∞, a 250 km sphere of liquid metal), under the joint command of Kirk AND Picard, in the year 1012260. And the UberEnterprise can transform into the shape of any previous Enterprise. And all humanity has evolved into energy beings. And I don't want to spoil it so just read the plot summary!

Anyway it's basically amazing and I've thought about it and this story is now my Personal Canon for how Star Trek ends. So in case you're wondering, Star Trek ends like that, with everyone living inside a T-1000. THE END

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December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: we'll always have batman

– Ryan

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