What are the haps my friends

September 1st, 2010: I said before on Twitter that everyone can stop writing fan fiction, because the ultimate fan fiction plotline has been achieved. That plotline: a Star Trek story that involves the USS UberEnterprise (NCC-1701-∞, a 250 km sphere of liquid metal), under the joint command of Kirk AND Picard, in the year 1012260. And the UberEnterprise can transform into the shape of any previous Enterprise. And all humanity has evolved into energy beings. And I don't want to spoil it so just read the plot summary!

Anyway it's basically amazing and I've thought about it and this story is now my Personal Canon for how Star Trek ends. So in case you're wondering, Star Trek ends like that, with everyone living inside a T-1000. THE END

YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: we'll always have batman

– Ryan

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