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What are the haps my friends


September 9th, 2010: Hah. WOW. We just so much as GLANCED at Slashdot and then beat them. We've now got over a hundred members more than them! Man, remember Slashdot? I DON'T, ON ACCOUNT OF HOW THEY'RE YESTERDAY'S NEWS. ON ACCOUNT OF HOW WE BEAT THEM YESTERDAY. IT WAS RAD.

I don't want to keep issuing challenges willy-nilly so I'll just say this: as a final hurrah for the next little while, let's take down, oh, say, IBM. Let's beat an international corporation that designed many of the basic components in our computers that we'll use to beat them at this challenge. We're just 170 members away from beating them, and then I will stop posting here about how awesome we all are, because, seriously, we must already know it by now.

Join us, help beat IBM and also help cure cancer while you're at it!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: the history here is taken from "the secret life of words", by henry hitchings, wherein "arse ropes" are described (tautologically) as "delightfully graphic"!

– Ryan

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