September 14th, 2010: This comic is BY REQUEST for my friend Tim who realized a while back that it'll be 50 years ago this month that the word "cyborg" was first used! To celebrate he's wrangling 50 posts about cyborgs that are going up all this month. This is my contribution! I recommend sticking around for the other posts: it's low-commitment, because at the end of the month nothing will be posted to that blog again! – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)