October 20th, 2010: This comic was inspired by Ben Tippett who is such a good pal that he painted a picture of me as an old man that I hang in my office as my own personal Picture of Dorian Gray, which is what allows me to stay so handsome while doing such terrible, terrible things. – Ryan
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December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
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December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET
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