What are the haps my friends

November 10th, 2010: Pal Joey has a new book out! It's called BIBLE CAMP BLOODBATH and it does exactly what it says on the tin. And if you're not sure you want to buy a book just because two dudes told you too, he's also serializing it online!

Bible Camp Bloodbath is a story about a boy named Martin. Martin is going to Bible Camp, and he's going to make a lot of new friends. He's excited, too, but that's probably because nobody told him what the book is called.

Also my friend Doctor Priya (she of Secrets of the Medical Profession fame) was medical consultant on the book and informed Joey on the particulars of murder; these are my friends and they are great.

YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: utahraptor used to be more against t-rex stepping on tiny women, but it keeps happening and the woman keeps coming back, so, now, he's not so sure

– Ryan

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