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November 12th, 2010: Have an awesome weekend, everybody! By reading these words you are legally obliged to have an awesome weekend, everybody!


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One year ago today: DELETED PHRASE: "the company did not respond by press time": any phrase that can meaningfully be employed after I say "Hey, do you have any comments?" and the company says "Well, actuall- " and I say "Too late!!" is not one worth putting in your article; I got opinions.

– Ryan

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