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November 22nd, 2010: What's crazy is that hours after writing this comic I DID polish my furniture by flexing my abs back and forth, entirely by accident.


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One year ago today: alternate endings involved trying to decide between duress phrase candidates "condition green", "condition omega alert", and "dude you sound turdly"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out