November 22nd, 2010: What's crazy is that hours after writing this comic I DID polish my furniture by flexing my abs back and forth, entirely by accident. – Ryan
December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET
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