What are the haps my friends

November 22nd, 2010: What's crazy is that hours after writing this comic I DID polish my furniture by flexing my abs back and forth, entirely by accident.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: alternate endings involved trying to decide between duress phrase candidates "condition green", "condition omega alert", and "dude you sound turdly"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out