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What are the haps my friends


December 1st, 2010: This comic where T-Rex and Utahraptor invented the best greeting cards ever has somehow BLED INTO OUR VERY REALITY:

Also also! I woke up this morning and Joshua had graphed the length of the archive text on this here comic, with data binned into months, averaged, with error bars representing certainty! It looks like this and clearly shows an explosion in loquaciousity around 2006. INTERESTING.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: seriously tempted to put out a whole line of these novels: "CLASSICS OF WESTERN LITERATURE: THE ODYSSEY, NOW TOLD AS IF IT WAS THIS REALLY LONG COMMERCIAL INTERRUPTING A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES CARTOON, AND AT THE END, THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES CARTOON STARTS UP AGAIN". the best part is, i get to novelize a ninja turtles cartoon!

– Ryan

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