Narrator: T-REX, YOU'RE CAPTAIN SCOTT AND YOU'RE BACK IN ANTARCTICA. YOU'RE TRYING TO REACH THE SOUTH POLE.
T-Rex: "Ice" to see you again, Antarctica!!
Narrator: I CAN 100% GUARANTEE SCOTT NEVER SAID THAT.

T-Rex: "Icy" you think Captain Scott didn't make hilarious puns!!

Narrator: RIGHT. SO ON YOUR WAY TO THE SOUTH POLE, YOUR EXPEDITION GETS WORD THAT THIS NORWEGIAN GUY AMUNDSEN HAS A PARALLEL EXPEDITION TO THE SOUTH POLE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
T-Rex: I'll beat him!!
Narrator: SPOILER ALERT: HE BEATS YOU BY ALMOST A MONTH.
T-Rex: ...Well, FRIGS AHOY.

T-Rex: Seriously? We go to the south pole at great personal cost and don't even get there first?
Utahraptor: So depressing!

T-Rex: And at the south pole Amundsen left a letter for me, asking that I deliver it to the King of Norway. Apparently he's... the biggest jerk?
Utahraptor: Really, it's insurance in case he doesn't make it back. The march isn't going to be easy!
T-Rex: ...Right. Well, before we go let me write in my diary!

T-Rex: Ahem. "Great God! This is an awful place and terrible enough for us to have laboured to it without the reward of priority. All the daydreams must go; it will be a wearisome return."
T-Rex: "ps: this TOTALLY SUCKS"
T-Rex: "SO HARD"