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December 16th, 2010: The US shipping deadline for Dinosaur Comics merchandise is today, the 16th (see below!)! There's still ways you can push it to the 20th or 21st by getting more expensive shipping options, but why do that? Why would you do that? Today is a beautiful day and I think you can use capitalism to make it EVEN PRETTIER.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: if the "you have to solve a crime for every dollar you receive" clauses aren't going to be enforced, why bother making a will at all??

– Ryan

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