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December 16th, 2010: The US shipping deadline for Dinosaur Comics merchandise is today, the 16th (see below!)! There's still ways you can push it to the 20th or 21st by getting more expensive shipping options, but why do that? Why would you do that? Today is a beautiful day and I think you can use capitalism to make it EVEN PRETTIER.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: if the "you have to solve a crime for every dollar you receive" clauses aren't going to be enforced, why bother making a will at all??

– Ryan

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