December 21st, 2010:
If you're in Toronto tonight, I hope you're coming to my holiday party / book launch / secret Santa at Pauper's Pub! It's at 7:30 at 539 Bloor St W, and we'll be on the second floor having an awesome time and eating some free food. You can get the new Dinosaur Comics book without shipping, AND I'll sign it for you and draw in a little T-Rex. It is a good last-minute gift for anyone who likes jokes! AND EVERYONE LIKES JOKES; THAT IS WHAT UNITES US
Joey Comeau of A Softer World will do a little interview with me too: he knows all my secrets. – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
Joey Comeau of A Softer World will do a little interview with me too: he knows all my secrets.