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January 6th, 2011: T-Rex's Green Lantern Ring Potential Equation, Featuring Drake:

N = R* · fp · ne · fl · fi · fg · L · Cp

where:

N = the expected number of Green Lantern Power Rings on your fingers

and

R* =the average rate of star formation per year in our galaxy
fp =the fraction of those stars that have planets
ne =the average number of planets that can potentially support life per star that has planets
fl =the fraction of the above that actually go on to develop life at some point
fi =the fraction of the above that actually go on to develop intelligent life
fg =the fraction of civilizations that develop Green Lantern technology and that release detectable Green Lantern Corps into space
L =the length of time for which such Green Lantern Corps survive
Cp =your personal charisma, ranging from 0 (least charismatic person) to 1 (perfectly charismatic)

For more information on T-Rex's Green Lantern Potential Equation, Featuring Drake, visit Wikipedia's page on the Drake Equation and make the appropriate Drake / T-Rex name substitutions wherever appropriate.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: i got a postcard from a reader in antarctica a few years back, it remains a treasured possession and i keep it on my fridge. there's penguins on it! (the postcard)

– Ryan

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