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January 7th, 2011: 80% of Dinosaur Comics in 2011 have been about the odds of becoming a superhero. On Monday I promise not to talk about the odds of becoming a superhero! I PROMISE TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD. HORSES. I WILL TALK ABOUT HORSES.

BRB I AM OFF TO WRITE A COMIC ABOUT HORSES BECAUSE I AM TOTALLY AS GOOD AS MY WORD

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: to compare, we humans have only done like 1/1250th of a galactic orbit since we first evolved: dinosaurs were around for a LONG WHILE. and yet, they never invented a single internet in all that time! sheesh!

– Ryan

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