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January 20th, 2011: Valentine's Day is coming up and while *I* don't have explicitly Valentine's Day cards to offer you (though, come on, seriously), Nedroid and Hey Pais have your back! Also they have your back with sweet comics (Nedroid (the only comic I proposed with), and Hey Pais (the only comic written by a cat)). Anyway if you buy these cards then you can get people of the attractive sex to fall in love with you; that is the TRUE magic of cards.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: assuming you live in an expensive city, anyway! but if you live in a really cheap area of the planet then you may find it hard to relate to the talking dinosaurs in this comic strip today

– Ryan

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